By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared and said "Why are you spending so much time on this one"? And the Lord answered and said, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic; have 200 movable parts, all replaceable; run on black coffee and leftovers; have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up; have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way!" said the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"
"And that's just on the standard model?" The Angel asked.
The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yes, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head, are to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word."
The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I can't!" the Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower."
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"Yes, she is soft", the Lord agreed, "But I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the inquisitive Angel.
The Lord smiled and replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak." The Lord objected. "That is a tear!"
"What's the tear for? the Angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Truly, You do all things well... Moms are truly amazing!"
..Erma Bombeck
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
HOLY SPIRIT
blessing to me you are:):):)
Psalm 127:3
Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
I heard someone tell me they heard of Jesus and the Holy Spirit as a big blanket and indeed HE IS .Here in USA we say a blanket is a comforter after reading this you will agree HE IS A BLANKET:):)
John 14:16
And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever;
Psalm 127:3
Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
I heard someone tell me they heard of Jesus and the Holy Spirit as a big blanket and indeed HE IS .Here in USA we say a blanket is a comforter after reading this you will agree HE IS A BLANKET:):)
John 14:16
And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever;
HE LIVES
Donna Schmier
These are powerful words and actions JESUS LIVES EVERY DAY NOT just on Easter when the most important thing to many are the new dresses, Easter eggs and bunnies--BUT JESUS:
Matthew 28:5-7
King James Version (KJV)
5And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. (PLEASE notice it was the women who went to minister to our Lord,not fearing the guards or what they might encounter along the way--)
6He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. (HE LIVES EVERY DAY and is always watching and hearing our prayers a 'dead' savior could NOT DO THIS)
7And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you. (We are to always spread the Word of HIS living every day we live until HE CALLS US HOME:)
IN THE MASTERS SERVICE
These are powerful words and actions JESUS LIVES EVERY DAY NOT just on Easter when the most important thing to many are the new dresses, Easter eggs and bunnies--BUT JESUS:
Matthew 28:5-7
King James Version (KJV)
5And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified. (PLEASE notice it was the women who went to minister to our Lord,not fearing the guards or what they might encounter along the way--)
6He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. (HE LIVES EVERY DAY and is always watching and hearing our prayers a 'dead' savior could NOT DO THIS)
7And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you. (We are to always spread the Word of HIS living every day we live until HE CALLS US HOME:)
IN THE MASTERS SERVICE
GARBAGE MAN COMETH
Donna Schmier Praise God for HIS HEALING POWER the family is garbage man's last line of defense he has to destroy and I have seen it in so many families as well--To destroy one of HIS children garbage man feels likes he has won--I liken his attacks like this: A strong brick wall firmly cemented (in the Word of God). Along comes the garbage man and takes one brick from the foundation of the wall--hm still standing firm,another brick from the foundation,still wall is STRONG-- another brick removed middle of wall begins to sink a little BUT STILL STRONG .garbage man's goal weaken the wall until it collapses and in many cases he has succeeded.As the bricks come out PRAISE GOD that weakens garbageman and his minions BECAUSE WE KNOW OUR WALL will stand if only one brick remains may I be that one brick. Make sense?? IN THE MASTERS SERVICE
Saturday, March 24, 2012
KADEN"S HEALING BEFORE THE PRAYERS WERE SAID
CALLING ALL PRAYER WARRIORS: MY #2 Grandson 2 year old Kaden fell in the garage today with a wrench in his little hand.Left hand little finger took a beating finger turned purple and blue and was swollen so bad (his mom and I were in the kitchen his uncle,brother and dad were in the garage so they saw it happen fast as lightening) AT emergency room now looking like it may be broken sooo get on your knees for my littlest GRANDSON and agree that it is dislocated not broken --or actually a big bruise will do--Thanks my Face Book Prayer Warrior Family---will keep you all posted. IN THE MASTERS SERVICE
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Donna Schmier UPDATE AS PROMISED The Lord really takes care of the children a bad BRUISE (which is what HONEY (me) asked for for our Kaden:):)Does HE ever fail??? Thanks Rebecca for praying the rest of you didn't have time to read the request before HE HEALED KADEN:):):) IN THE MASTERS SERVICE
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012
THE ENEMY AND ADVERSARY
So many today do NOT 'see' this and go along not seeking nor getting the personal relationship with the FATHER--they leave their eternal soul to some teacher or preacher.SO many do NOT heed the warnings from Genesis to Revelations --this warning is taken so lightly and not seriously. IN THE MASTERS SERVICE
1 Peter 5:7-9
King James Version (KJV)
7Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
8Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
9Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.
OUR ADVERSARY he only means harm and never good when we read the WORD daily we are 'ready for battle' and strengthened. (Also give close attention to WHICH Bible you read--men have twisted the various translations,adding words and changing the meanings of the WORD of GOD and several taking certain passages out all together so be aware even the very Bibles can deceive you.Devil is a counterfeit and tries to deceive even the very elect--be aware dear Brothers and sisters. PLEASE for your own sake research the various Bibles and see for yourself the differences made.)
1 Peter 5:7-9
King James Version (KJV)
7Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
8Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
9Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.
OUR ADVERSARY he only means harm and never good when we read the WORD daily we are 'ready for battle' and strengthened. (Also give close attention to WHICH Bible you read--men have twisted the various translations,adding words and changing the meanings of the WORD of GOD and several taking certain passages out all together so be aware even the very Bibles can deceive you.Devil is a counterfeit and tries to deceive even the very elect--be aware dear Brothers and sisters. PLEASE for your own sake research the various Bibles and see for yourself the differences made.)
SOON AND VERY SOON
As the days shorten to the RAPTURE so soon (NOT DATE SETTING)and the earth is in much turmoil I ALWAYS REMAIN IN THE MASTERS SERVICE
Revelation 4:1
After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.
Revelation 4:1-3 (in Context) Revelation 4 (Whole Chapter)
Revelation 11:12
And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.
Revelation 4:1
After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.
Revelation 4:1-3 (in Context) Revelation 4 (Whole Chapter)
Revelation 11:12
And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.
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